HBO Real Time Guests: Friday, Feb. 26, 2021

Megyn Kelly - Sen. Jon Tester - Ezra Klein

Friday, February 26, 2021 at 10 pm
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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

April 10, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Meridian Hall - CANCELED
Toronto, ON
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April 24, 2021
Sat • 7 pm
Eccles Theater
Salt Lake City, UT
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April 25, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
Queen Elizabeth Theatre - CANCELED
Vancouver, BC
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July 10, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Majestic Theatre
San Antonio, TX
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July 11, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
Temple Hoyne Buell
Denver, CO
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“Wow just read Oxford Dictionary added OMG and LOL as words! WTF??”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”

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“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”

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“The countries that have the money to offer large cash awards to the families of suicide bombers, or to send little boys to madrasah’s, the prep schools of hate, are getting that money from people using lots of oil.”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“Tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people.”

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“Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what is ruining this country.”

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“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”

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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”

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“Sarah Palin on her Facebook page said she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to know.”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”

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“I believe in the death penalty, but with better DNA testing – my slogan is ‘Let’s Kill The right People'”

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