New Years Eve Comedy Special!

With Special Guests Jeff Ross & Wendy Liebman

December 30, 2022 - December 31, 2022
Kahului, Honolulu
Week-long Hawai'i pre-sale!

Schedule

BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

October 8, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
Fox Theatre
Detroit, MI
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October 9, 2022
Sun • 7 pm
Kleinhans Music Hall
Buffalo, NY
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November 12, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
The Hulu Theater
New York City
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November 13, 2022
Sun • 8 pm
Foxwoods Resort & Casino
Mashantucket, CT
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November 25, 2022
Fri • 10 pm
The Mirage Theatre - Aces of Comedy
Las Vegas, NV
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“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”

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“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

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“It’s amazing, the world now has more oil than it has places to store it. Even Don Jr.’s hair is at capacity.”

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“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”

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“Tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people.”

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“Michelle Bachman for President. As a comedian, all I can say is, where can I donate to this cause?”

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“Sarah Palin on her Facebook page said she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to know.”

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“We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red bodysuit… with a pitchfork.”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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“To really understand how whack religion is, you have to look at the new religions– which for this country is Mormons and Scientologists. Who I think should merge and make Mormontology.”

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“Wow just read Oxford Dictionary added OMG and LOL as words! WTF??”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“If everyone likes you, you have never said anything true. Anytime you speak the truth, some people are going to hate you.”

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“Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush and we throw Al Franken under it.”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

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“If you don’t know how to feel about the arrest of Julian Assange here’s the rule in Trumpworld: Hiding in an embassy? Bad if you have secrets. Chopping someone up in an embassy? Good if you have oil.”

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“The BP oil spill is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.”

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