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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

July 8, 2022
Fri • 8 pm
NJ Performing Arts Center
Newark, NJ
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July 22, 2022
Fri • 10 pm
The Mirage Theatre - Aces of Comedy
Las Vegas, NV
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July 23, 2022
Sat • 10 pm
The Mirage Theatre - Aces of Comedy
Las Vegas, NV
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September 10, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
Chicago Theatre
Chicago, IL
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“”Ha, we’re changing Operation Iraqi Freedom to Operation New Dawn – sounds like a Twilight movie – we’re not occupiers, we’re sexy vampires!”

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“The battle for good health is won on the cellular level”

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“Sarah Palin on her Facebook page said she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to know.”

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“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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“Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush and we throw Al Franken under it.”

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“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”

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“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“Michelle Bachman for President. As a comedian, all I can say is, where can I donate to this cause?”

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“Sarah Palin visited Israel and stood at the Wailing Wall and said ‘I stood here for 45 minutes and didn’t see one whale.'”

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“I believe in the death penalty, but with better DNA testing – my slogan is ‘Let’s Kill The right People'”

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“Tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people.”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “

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“George Bush, compared to these tea baggers, he looks like a professor.”

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