Bill Maher New Year’s Special

with Nikki Glaser and Special Guest Christopher KID Reid

December 31, 2021 - 7:30 PM
Honolulu, HI
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Schedule

BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

January 15, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
BJCC Concert Hall
Birmingham, Alabama
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January 16, 2022
Sun • 8 pm
Florida Theatre
Jacksonville, FL
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February 12, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
Fox Theatre
Oakland, CA
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February 18, 2022
Fri • 10 pm
The Mirage Theatre -Aces of Comedy
Las Vegas, NV
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February 19, 2022
Sat • 10 pm
The Mirage Theatre - Aces of Comedy
Las Vegas, NV
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“Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – ‘Dancing with the Stars’, and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.”

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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“We owe China a trillion dollars. I opened a fortune cookie the other day, it said, ‘Pay up, deadbeat.'”

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“Why do people act shocked whenever NASCAR drivers get into an accident what?! No! One minute he’s flying around an oil-slicked track at 200 mph, and the next minute: gone!”

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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“Wow just read Oxford Dictionary added OMG and LOL as words! WTF??”

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“It’s amazing, the world now has more oil than it has places to store it. Even Don Jr.’s hair is at capacity.”

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“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“What do you think would happen if tomorrow Obama showed up with Kanye’s crop circles shaved into his head? Stock market would lose 5,000 pts.”

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“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“George Bush, compared to these tea baggers, he looks like a professor.”

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“To really understand how whack religion is, you have to look at the new religions– which for this country is Mormons and Scientologists. Who I think should merge and make Mormontology.”

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“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”

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“When you tolerate intolerance, you are not really being a liberal.”

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“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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