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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

July 10, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Majestic Theatre
San Antonio, TX
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July 11, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
The Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory
Irving, TX
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July 16, 2021
Fri • 10 pm
Terry Fator Theatre
Las Vegas, NV
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July 17, 2021
Sat • 10 pm
Terry Fator Theatre
Las Vegas
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July 31, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Buddy Holly Hall
Lubbock, TX
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“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”

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“Michelle Bachman for President. As a comedian, all I can say is, where can I donate to this cause?”

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“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“Sarah Palin on her Facebook page said she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to know.”

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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “

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“Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush and we throw Al Franken under it.”

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“The BP oil spill is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – ‘Dancing with the Stars’, and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.”

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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“Why do people act shocked whenever NASCAR drivers get into an accident what?! No! One minute he’s flying around an oil-slicked track at 200 mph, and the next minute: gone!”

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“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”

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“What do you think would happen if tomorrow Obama showed up with Kanye’s crop circles shaved into his head? Stock market would lose 5,000 pts.”

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“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”

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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

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