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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

April 20, 2024
Sat • 8 pm
San Jose Center for the Performing Arts
San Jose, CA
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April 21, 2024
Sun • 7 pm
Eccles Theater
Salt Lake City, UT
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May 4, 2024
Sat • 8 pm
Arizona Financial Theatre
Phoenix, AZ
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May 18, 2024
Sat • 8 pm
Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa
Atlantic City, NJ
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May 19, 2024
Sun • 8 pm
Palace Theatre
Albany, NY
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“The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.”

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“Wow just read Oxford Dictionary added OMG and LOL as words! WTF??”

- Bill Maher -

“The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.”

- Bill Maher -

“I believe in the death penalty, but with better DNA testing – my slogan is ‘Let’s Kill The right People'”

- Bill Maher -

“Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush and we throw Al Franken under it.”

- Bill Maher -

“There are good people who do good things, there are bad people who do bad things, but to get a good person to do a bad thing takes religion.”

- Bill Maher -

“George Bush, compared to these tea baggers, he looks like a professor.”

- Bill Maher -

“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”

- Bill Maher -

“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”

- Bill Maher -

“Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.”

- Bill Maher -

“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

- Bill Maher -

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

- Bill Maher -

“The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.”

- Bill Maher -

“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

- Bill Maher -

“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

- Bill Maher -

“Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.”

- Bill Maher -

“To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.”

- Bill Maher -

“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

- Bill Maher -

“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”

- Bill Maher -

“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

- Bill Maher -

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