HBO Real Time Oct. 17th

All religion is just an opinion.

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“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

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“If everyone likes you, you have never said anything true. Anytime you speak the truth, some people are going to hate you.”

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“It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.'”

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“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.”

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“George Bush, compared to these tea baggers, he looks like a professor.”

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“If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.”

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“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”

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“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“Tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people.”

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“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”

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“Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.”

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“As you go down the path of life, ask what’s true. Not who else believes it.”

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