“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”
- Bill Maher -
“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”
- Bill Maher -
“Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush and we throw Al Franken under it.”
- Bill Maher -
“When you tolerate intolerance, you are not really being a liberal.”
- Bill Maher -
“Why can’t God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It’s the same reason the comic book character can’t get rid of his nemesis; then there’s no story.”
- Bill Maher -
“Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.”
- Bill Maher -
“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
- Bill Maher -
“If you don’t know how to feel about the arrest of Julian Assange here’s the rule in Trumpworld: Hiding in an embassy? Bad if you have secrets. Chopping someone up in an embassy? Good if you have oil.”
- Bill Maher -
“Religion is bad, drugs are good.”
- Bill Maher -
“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
- Bill Maher -
“There are good people who do good things, there are bad people who do bad things, but to get a good person to do a bad thing takes religion.”
- Bill Maher -
“The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.”
- Bill Maher -
“If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.”
- Bill Maher -
“Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.”
- Bill Maher -
“To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.”
- Bill Maher -
“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”
- Bill Maher -
“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”
- Bill Maher -
“Why do people act shocked whenever NASCAR drivers get into an accident what?! No! One minute he’s flying around an oil-slicked track at 200 mph, and the next minute: gone!”
- Bill Maher -
“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”
- Bill Maher -
“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”
- Bill Maher -