“Why can’t God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It’s the same reason the comic book character can’t get rid of his nemesis; then there’s no story.”
- Bill Maher -
“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
- Bill Maher -
“When you tolerate intolerance, you are not really being a liberal.”
- Bill Maher -
“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”
- Bill Maher -
“If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.”
- Bill Maher -
“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”
- Bill Maher -
“God isn’t talking to you, those are called thoughts.”
- Bill Maher -
“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
- Bill Maher -
“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”
- Bill Maher -
“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “
- Bill Maher -
“Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – ‘Dancing with the Stars’, and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.”
- Bill Maher -
“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”
- Bill Maher -
“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”
- Bill Maher -
“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”
- Bill Maher -
“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”
- Bill Maher -
“To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.”
- Bill Maher -
“Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.”
- Bill Maher -
“I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.”
- Bill Maher -
“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”
- Bill Maher -
“Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.”
- Bill Maher -